05:13 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Heidi Montag If you pick up the February issue of Maxim magazine you'll find Heidi Montag topless inside. Which seems logical, considering she payed a lot of money for her new boobs (and nose, and lips). But for some reason, even though she is topless, she's still covering herself up. I don't get it. If you went to all that trouble to stuff your chest full of plastic, don't you want people to see the results? I mean, we can all see her new nose, and her new lips, which are jus... lire la suite
05:13 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Heidi Montag If you pick up the February issue of Maxim magazine you'll find Heidi Montag topless inside. Which seems logical, considering she payed a lot of money for her new boobs (and nose, and lips). But for some reason, even though she is topless, she's still covering herself up. Oh, Heidi also talks about The Hills, and Lauren Conrad in her interview, but I'm sure that's why you'll be picking up the magazine.
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02:44 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Heidi Montag Heidi Montag is just about as fake as they come, and these new Heidi Montag bikini pictures are a perfect example. Once again, her "life" has been scripted out for the cameras, and been poorly acted out. I don't even think Heidi Montag is a real person. I mean, you have to actually live your life, not just plan it out as a series of photo ops. If you think about it (which you probably shouldn't), Heidi Montag is exactly like her breasts. Sort of okay to look at, but completely fake, and filled with a squishy, artificial substance. Also known as Spencer Pratt.
01:29 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Heidi Klum Raise your hand if you want more Heidi Klum topless pictures. You raised your hand, didn't you, you dork. Anyway, I'm sure you remember those Heidi Klum topless bikini pictures from a few days ago. Well, here are some more. I figure I don't really need to go into the whole reasoning for this post, so just get clicking on those pictures.
12:38 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Heidi Montag I hate Heidi Montag. I hate her douchefuck fake husband, Spencer Pratt. I hate her fake tits, her fake lips, her fake nose, and her fake life. I wish she'd crawl into the same hole that Osama Bin Laden is hiding in, because then a least we'd know we woud never find her again. I hate the way she's posing for these stupid bikini pictures on her fake fucking honeymoon in Mexico. Enjoy. Lots more stupid fucking Heidi Montag bikini pictures after the jump.
Heidi Montag - Behind The Scene Maxim Video
Voici quelques photos d'Heidi Montag, la star de la telerealite de The Hills, tirees de l'edition du mois de fevrier du magazine pour hommes Maxim.
« Bar Refaeli Topless In Arena Here are some sample photos of Heidi Montag in the upcoming Maxim Magazine. Say what you want, but Heidi Montag post-plastic surgery is one hot bitch! She went from a small-breasted, horse-faced nobody to a girl I want to ride like a horse. Anyway, there’s more at Maxim, so check it out. Heidi Montag Got New Lips? Heidi Montag Has Great Oral Skills Heidi Montag Is A Talentless Ho’ And I Love Her Heidi Montag’s Breasts Hit The Beacc Heidi Montag Showers In Her Bikini
01:37 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Heidi Montag No, that's not Deja Vu you're feeling, it's just yet another set of completely staged Heidi Montag bikini pictures. I don't know who she thinks she's fooling, but I guess it's the effort that counts. Of course, with those newly permantently pouty lips of hers, these pictures look like they were taken on the set of a softcore couples porn video. Although, judging by the recent "enhancements" to Heidi's figure, that may well be what she was going for. Or was it her pimp/boyfriend's idea? Anyway, there's about a bazillion pictures of Heidi Montag showing off her increasingly fake figure, face, and life, after the jump. And yes, I realize that I have once again fallen into her trap, hook, line and hooker, I mean sinker. So, if you're as incapable of looking away as I am, you'll probably enjoy it.