CELINE DION-On Ne Change Pas: Greatest French Hits (2CD+DVD) CD... lire la suite
CELINE DION-On Ne Change Pas: Greatest French Hits (2CD+DVD)
International ambassador of the ancient Quebecois artform of chest-thump singing Celine Dion was nabbed by an unfeeling British tabloid press recently. Her crime: performing to a Tokyo crowd sporting a pair of unwaxed legs, giving her the aura of a power-ballad-belting kiwifruit when exposed to harsh backlighting. It's precisely this kind of music industry double-standard (Tom Jones had to insure his chest against depilatory acts of God) that really makes us appreciate all that goes into being a French Canadian diva, and resist our reflexive instinct to make greatest-hits-inspired jokes ("I Drove All Night (To Find An Open Drug Store Selling Venus Razors)," "(What Do You Say To) Taking Personal Grooming Chances," etc...) at the singer's expense. · Hair-raising: Celine Dion takes to the stage with furry legs [Daily Mail]
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Celine Dion is not worth jerking off to, but that’s unfortunate because I know french chicks and french chicks are fucking dirty. They are the kind of girls who initiate sex with you as they grab at your cock in the bar begging to suck it and once you go home with them ask you to stick in in their asses before you even tell them you want to fuck them in the ass, because you only met them an hour earlier. They are just always one step ahead. The other good thing about French chicks is that despite all the shitty food they eat, they always manage to look amazing until they are about 25, at which point all the smoking, cum shots, cocaine, and drinking catches up with their faces making them look like an old catcher’s mit but that body carries on until their second kid hits. I guess the real reason you should want to fuck Celine or girls from the same heritage as Celine is because they start young, they go for old and most importantly, if you teach them some tricks can make you millions. This entry was posted on Friday, June 20th, 2008 at 2:02 pm and is filed under Celine Dion, Mic. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.
Celine Dion is a hero where I live, shes the French Canadian who made it into the big leagues, a local talent who doesn’t live at home or do much for home, because she peaced the first chance she got, but knowing she is from the same shitty poverty low class roots as them keeps them going as they drive their compact 20 year old car to the local chicken restaurant they work at. Like all French girls I know, other than my wife, who obviously has some kind of genetic disorder that I didn’t know about when I married her, she looks worth fucking in her bikini. For some reason, French chicks don’t really get fat no matter how badly they eat, they just always have these slim bodies that eventually start hanging off their bones in some kind of slim-fat aging mess, but when dressed shit looks pretty tight. I guess my idea of french girls is a little biased, since the only ones I know are career strippers who rock the pole, chain smoke and eat french fries and gravy, french toast, french salad dressing and drink excessively while jacked on coke. The only exciting thing I know about French girls is their passion and love for getting fucked anally on the first date, they are pretty open to sex and laid back about the shit, meaning you don’t have to promise to take them to a subtitled movie so you can both enjoy it. They are low maintenance, and don’t expect flowers or jewelry, you just have to bring her a chocolate bar and promise to pay for the aborition if you knock her up and bitch is naked. I heard that Celine Dion’s husband was her married neighbor when she was growing up and who slammed her when she was 14 and his wife was at church, before dude mortgaged his house to record her first album and make them all rich and making her father not run dude over with his snowplow. This entry was posted on Thursday, July 10th, 2008 at 5:04 pm and is filed under Celine Dion, Hot. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.
Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise ended a two-day stay in Las Vegas with a night out to see Celine Dion at Caesar’s Palace on Friday night. Celine is said to have been thrilled yet anxious to have the Hollywood stars in the audience. After the two-and-a-half hour show, the couple - who stayed at the Wynn Las Vegas - joined the fans in giving Celine, 39, several standing ovations before meeting her personally.
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Celine Dion cozies up to manager husband Rene Angelil at the 2008 NRJ Music Awards held at the Palais des Festivals on Saturday in Cannes, France. Earlier in the day, Ms. Dion was seen arriving at an airport in Nice, on her way to the awards show. Also in store for Celine is her first concert in China on April 13, which will be part of Beijing’s official celebration of the Olympic Games. The Canadian chanteuse also submitted an entry for the Beijing Olympics theme song competition. Celine’s got this one in the bag! (She sang the theme song “The Power of the Dream” at the opening ceremony of 1996 Olympics in Atlanta.) Celine, 39, and Rene, 66, celebrated their 13th wedding anniversary last month.