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Apr 17 2008It's About Time: Massage Pants Are Here! MORE: china, clothes, clothing, i want, massage, oh yeah, omgwtf, pants, privates, questionable, sweet, wrong, wtf
Looks like Gisele is working the next big Gay Pride Parade and these are pictures from the photoshoot to promote the big day. I always found her hard face a little manly, but had no idea that she was a lady boy from Brazil, despite being far too familiar with Brazilian lady boys but that’s a story I am planning on taking with me to the grave. I guess it’s good to see her breaking out of her shell and letting us all know about her alternative lifestyle by throwing on a pair of her friend who died of AIDS last year’s favorite pair of pants....living a lie is always a huge weight on your shoulders that often times needs to be broken down, despite how embarrassing it is for you and your family. I’m talking to you closet case. This entry was posted on Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 at 3:23 pm and is filed under Ass, Assless, Gisele Bundchen, Pants. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.
Here she is in some sloppy sweat pants that remind me of my shit I wear because I’ve pretty much given up on exterior appearance and jogging pants were always what the poor weird kid who always got a boner and never showered wore in high school even after constantly getting “pantsed”, so I am just trying to dress appropriately, it’s my kind of uniform. So I’ll never fully grasp when it became acceptable for anyone to wear these things outside of gym class, especially when those people are chicks you’d all fuck if she gave you the time of day. The good news is that she’s kinda pantsing herself and that’s good enough for me, but I am easily impressed like that. This entry was posted on Friday, April 4th, 2008 at 12:49 pm and is filed under Jogging Pants, Underwear, Vanessa Hudgens. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.
I saw that Sarah Marshall shit and I use the term shit loosely because I can’t thing of something more representative of what I experienced for that hour and a half at cheap movie night. Instead of watching the equivalent of watching AIDS fester in the blood stream of a poor unsuspecting 5 year old who just got molested by her AIDS positive uncle on screen and set in Hawaii, I used the opportunity of having the time away from my wife to fantasize about the group of college girls sitting in front of me who thought they were coming to a good movie. I ran different scenarios through my head of what they would do to each other provided they just let down that front and accepted that all girls are dykes. I was trying to think of how they go to yoga class in yoga pants together and when they get home the more liberal one of the group who is more open about fucking her roommates decides to show off her moves like it ain’t a thing only she does it after getting out of the shower while wearing nothing but a towel, leading to the others to get naked in some sort of yoga experimental 20 something all girl orgy that I am watching from a tree outside their dorm room window. This entry was posted on Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 at 3:20 pm and is filed under Kristen Bell, Tight Ass, Tight Pants. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.
Here are some pictures of Denise Richards in a pair of tight pants riding a bike, because despite being annoying as fuck she’s still hot enough for her Nephew to jerk off to her , so that’s gotta say something about her, even though when I was 14, I was jerking off to my foster mother’s dirty underwear that I’d steal from the laundry basket, National Geographic and my neighbor suntanning in her backyard. It was a time before porn was accessible and it was really the only way to get rid of the chronic erections I had. I guess none of this matters, but you should tryto sort out Denise Richard’s vagina definition from these pics, is like some kind of puzzle and I heard puzzles are good for expanding your brain, something you need. This entry was posted on Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 at 1:29 pm and is filed under Bike, Denise Richards, Tight Pants. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.
Here are some pictures of Fergie sweating as she celebrates Slash’s birthday by rockin’ leather pants and pretending she’s a fucking rockstar. I heard that these are a couple of weeks old and figured since I am old and tired and that I don’t really give a fuck about celebrities and what they are up to, it was only fitting to throw these up. Now I don’t find Fergie hot, and I don’t really think seeing her sweating is something that would turn anyone on and if anything is kinda disgusting because I am old school and believe that when a woman sweats she’s a fucking sloppy pig and not someone I’d want to get naked. I remember when I used to steal clothes from the Laundromat, there was this really amazingly hot girl who I’d prey on because she’d go in, drop off her shit then fuck off for an hour, giving me a lot of time to get down to business. I remember taking some lacey shirt that I thought would feel amazing against my balls, and when I got into the bathroom, I noticed these yellow fuckin’ stains on the arm pitts, shit threw off my game, but I still managed to cum all over it and throw it back into the dryer before she got back to pick it up. Yeah, my life is pretty sad. This entry was posted on Friday, August 1st, 2008 at 1:23 pm and is filed under Fergie, Leather Pants, Slash. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.
In the wake of Heath Ledger’s death in her apartment, that she was let off the hook for because murder is not a crime when you are rich, an executioner, a cop or a surgeon, Mary Kate Olsen left the house without any pants on. She’s some kind of leader of the hipster dumpy bitch movement that has put a damper on my checkin’ out girls during the day hobby. It seems like the time of wearing high heels, mini skirts and tight cleavage shirts to college is long gone, and a whole lot of girls have taken the oversized flannel home depot shirt that I sometimes wear because it cost 4 dollars at the Salvation Army and it gets cold in this fuckin’ place since I can’t afford heat, and it’s not hot. Sure it’s almost nice to think that under those pearl snaps lies a bare pussy, but the fact it belongs to an Olsen is pretty much a deal breaker and the only hope I have is that an immigrant somewhere misunderstands the new trend to not wear pants and leaves her house bare assed, because that is the only good that can come from this mess.
Shenae Grimes is some Canadian actress who has been on the Show Degrassi that I have seen a few times but only because watching teenage girls have sex makes for good TV. She’s rumored to be some kind of partying coke slut, which seems totally unlikely considering she has minor fame but enough for her to have an ego, she has lots of money and pretty much everyone is doing blow now that shit’s pretty fuckin’ accessible and helps feed her ego, and that all makes sense because you’d have to be on something to wear a pair of pants like this out in public and I am not talking about being on an Indian Reserve, I am talking hard drugs and lots of them because the last time I saw someone in pants like this, the dude wearing them was trying to convince me that huffing gas is part of his culture and he only does it to stay true to his people before asking me if I wanted to pay him to give me a blowjob because I guess inuit prostitutes come with penises too. This entry was posted on Friday, August 29th, 2008 at 3:23 pm and is filed under Ass, Pants, Shenae Grimes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed. Bitch can’t be too famous if she can’t afford pants. What did she do ? Kill a grizzly bear to cover her bony ass ?