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Miley Cyrus Leaving Disney Smiling of the Day

So Miley Cyrus left Disney with a big smile on her face. Maybe she went in to collect her money and she realized that she can now buy the world, but I like to think the executives gave her an amazing orgasm, you know with their adult sized dicks and the skill they have from all their years of fuckin’ chicks and the fact that the whole thing is seen as being so wrong by the rest of the world, but so right when it’s going down on their desk, it’s just something the 15 year old boys she lets up in her on the regular really can’t compete with. SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Miley Cyrus Leaving Disney Smiling of the Day", url: "http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/08/20/miley-cyrus-leaving-disney-smiling-of. [lien] [EN]

Miley Cyrus Spinning The Story of the Day

I was talking to some girls the other night over a few too many drinks about the Miley Cyrus topless in Vanity Fair and I was arguing that shit wasn’t even a big deal, she had a sheet on and it looked like she was wearing a tube top. The girls were pretty aggressive about how she’s just a little girl and shouldn’t be seen in that light. I told them that her personal pics in her bra and shit were a lot more sexually charged than the Vanity Fair shit and they said that all 15 year old girls take slutty pics of themselves, it’s just part of growing up and it’s completely different that doing a sexual spread in a magazine, and I got to thinkin’ that those girls were probably right and I am just some one of the perverts who sees girls in erotic settings and think it’s normal because I am convinced that everyone’s a fuckin’ slut. [lien] [EN]

Miley Cyrus Has No Legs of the Day

Here are some pictures of Miley Cyrus on the beach for a scene of her show in a pair of short fucking shorts. I guess the executives at Disney have come to terms with the fact that they’ve been jerking off to the spycam videos of Miley’s changing room for so long that it’s time to share the wealth, but I know that if this was my daughter, I wouldn’t let her leave the fucking house like this, I’d make sure she was in a sheer t-shirt with no bra, but only because I think dressing like that leads to better opportunities and it’s never too early to start. I was randomly messaged by a girl today, someone I don’t know, and I asked her what she was wearing because that’s what I do. She turned around and called me a creep, automatically assuming that I was trying to get sexy with her. [lien] [EN]

Miley Cyrus’ Slutty Personal Pics of the Day

I still get hate mail every couple of days for calling this product of Disney a little slut who is lying to us because she doesn’t want it to ruin her career. So while she’s tingling in the pants to show all the cute boys in her class or neighborhood all the really exciting things the produces of Disney taught her how to do with her mouth every time she went to their office after hours to collect her paycheck and talk about future mutually beneficial endeavors, she has to pretend that she’s a church goer and when she’s retaining her virginity because it’s in her contract with Disney, she’s letting homies do her up the ass because it’s the grey area that won’t get her fired and taking slutty pics of herself for her internet boyfriends. These are the pics and I am posting them because they aren’t naked and won’t get me arrested. [lien] [EN]

Miley Cyrus Wears a Bra of the Day

Miley Cyrus is taking over the world and it’s not with her big tits, it’s with her stupid lyrics and her country all american trash twang and here she is in a see-through shirt showing off her bra. I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with today’s youth but it’s freaking me out. First the little Spears gets knocked up which usually means she’s fucking and letting dudes bust in her and the most recent rumor is that she’s offering her pussy up to other dudes now because she’s already pregnant and can’t get pregnant again and now Miley Cyrus is wearing a bra like she’s some kind of adult. I wonder if her dad approved of this or if he’s too busy in the basement trying to sort out another song to break free from being a one hit wonder with obnoxious hair. [lien] [EN]

Miley Cyrus and Disney: BFF

Miley Cyrus is showing her love for successfully brainwashing teenagers, and the hold that Disney has over her by proclaiming that she has no intention whatsoever of leaving her star role as Hannah Montana. Cyrus’s comments followed reports on celebrity website TMZ.com that Cyrus was trying to get fired by showing up late on [...] [lien] [EN]

Miley Cyrus Licks Black People of the Day

So it turns out that Miley Cyrus licks black people. As a member of the same church as Miley, it’s safe to say that she is completely out of control and has signed her soul over to the devil. Fuck the underage nude pictures, they are nothing compared to this picture. I guess she’s just her testing us with how far she can go and I think it’s safe to say, she’s gone too far. For the record, I am not the one who wrote on this picture, I save the writing on pictures for the faggot smurfs. If You Want the Rest of Her Boring Personal Pics GO This entry was posted on Friday, June 27th, 2008 at 5:17 pm and is filed under Black People, Miley Cyrus. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. [lien] [EN]

Miley Cyrus Kissed A Girl (While Under Parental Supervision) [A Call To The Bullpen]

Boomp3.com To help generate further internet excitement and mainstream media buzz, tween superstar Miley Cyrus and potential one hit wonder Katy Perry air kissed their way down the red carpet at the VMAs on Sunday afternoon. Cyrus' mother, Tricia, made sure that she oversaw the air kissing and light hand holding. Mrs. Cyrus said, "I'm just here to make sure she doesn't run into that Ronson chick or get too buck wild. She's already had two Rock Stars, I think that's where it's going to stop today. " [Photo Credit: Getty Images] *A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people . [lien] [EN]

Miley Cyrus is Wholesome of the Day

I think Miley Cyrus got away with breaking the promise ring clause in her Disney Contract by replacing the shit with a cockring and as long as whatever homie she’s banging has that shit on, she’s legally allowed to claim she’s made a vow to virginity until marriage before god, because let’s face it, the last time I saw a girl in a mini skirt, dressed like a school girl do the splits, was at a strip club and there was a middle aged black man with a ten dollar bill in his mouth under her that she was trying to snatch up with her snatch…..oh…that’s why they call it that….. This entry was posted on Tuesday, August 5th, 2008 at 1:50 pm and is filed under Miley Cyrus, Wholesome. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2. [lien] [EN]

Miley Cyrus Finds Her Head Has Grown Too Big For 'Hannah Montana' Wig [Exit Strategies]

For many girls, turning sixteen is a landmark event that signals the end of childhood and the onset of new, adult behavior. Why, just check out how tween queen Miley Cyrus is preparing for the occasion: she's kissing girls, eating her clothes off, dating an underwear model, and ready to party with thousands of her favorite gays! There's only one inconvenient reminder of her childhood left: her Disney hit Hannah Montana, which TMZ says Cyrus is keen to leave behind by any means necessary: Our spies on the set tell us Miley has bragged that she will get fired, making it clear she wants to focus on singing and not the show. For his part, Billy Ray has also made it clear that there is more money in singing than a Disney cable show. As a result. [lien] [EN]

Miley Cyrus is Wholesome with Her Boyfriend of the Day

The only thing that isn’t wholesome about Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend going on a bike ride to grab an ice cream or a milkshake is knowing that she’s going to be spread out over her bed with this fame hungry using model’s dick trying to find the remnants of cookie dough still in her stomach because they do it in the bum, Jesus approves because they stay virginal, and Fame Fucker can handle it because the dirty shit dick gives him psychological serenity and lets him feel like he’s not letting his homo brethren down… We all know what you’re up to Justin…because no one in their right mind would hang out with this annoying crazy bitch…without incentive…. SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Miley Cyrus is Wholesome with Her Boyfriend of the Day". [lien] [EN]

Miley Cyrus’ Personal Pictures of the Day

I love how everyone calls me out for being a sick fuck for predicting that this bitch will grow up to be a slut. They think it’s so fucking twisted to think of a 15 year old being sexually active. I always tell them that it’s Oprah’s fault for getting the idea into my head when she had an episode on these 14 year old high school sex parties. In fact, Oprah is like my god and if that bitch can talk about 14 year olds licking assholes, I think I can too. It’s like she set the bar for me or some shit. The point is that Miley Cyrus plays this whole girl of God innocent shit, that I know is a total lie and that whenever this bitch is at home alone with a guy watching teenage comedies, she’s the one who grabs his dick over his pants and begs for him to fuck her without a condom because she hasn’t got her period yet and can’t get pregnant…or she’s this wholesome Christian girl who bends the rules by putting cocks in her mouth and ass. [lien] [EN]

Miley Cyrus Keeping shit Wholesome for the Kids of the Day

This entry was posted on Monday, June 5th9 at 9 pm and is filed under Miley Cyrus, Slut. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed. 3 Responses to “Miley Cyrus Keeping shit Wholesome for the Kids of the Day”: Jason Says: June 5th9 at 1 pm not that i care about miley bashing, i find it pretty funny, but i know for a fact this was part of a video shoot she was doing. I didnt read enough of the other article on this but its for a music video or a movie Expletive: BMP Says: June 5th9 at 2 pm Fuck yeah Miley get your freak on, bitches and fuck tards bitch about who is legal and fuck, when death comes for you stupid fucking ass it doesn’t ask if you’re fifteen sixteen or ten. [lien] [EN]

Miley Cyrus Lesbian Fantasy of the Day

I’ve seen other sites run a Lesbian Fantasy post where they throw up a picture of two hot chicks hanging out together at random events in some kind of photo op and I decided to jump on the bandwagon. Here are some pictures of Miley Cyrus grabbing onto some chick who has luxurious fuckin’ hair. It is so glorious and coifed that I just can’t seem to take my eyes off her highlights. Sure she’s got a little facial hair going on but beggars can’t be fuckin’ choosers in this situation and with a scooping unbuttoned shirt, I can look past that shit. I love the gutterslut prison tattoos left on her hand as a memory of her shower scene lesbian gangbang with prison guards and the other rough lookin’ women, because I know that means she knows how to have a good time. I just wonder where Miley would meet this kind of woman. [lien] [EN]