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Kourtney and the Monster Kardashian in Bikinis of the Day

I saw Kim Kardashian in person in Toronto last night. She was wearing horizontal stripes and looked like her and Kelly Clarkson had just finished a week long vacation at an all you can eat buffet, but I guess compared to her monster sister, she looked dainty and that’s why she’s so sad about her recent move to Miami, bitch worked better than a fuckin’ diet and workout plan, and here she is in her dumpy body showing off her high waisted bikini bottoms you’d expect to see on a mom of 5 at her 0th bithday party at a resort in Dominican or some shit. If you’re under 0 and rockin’ the uterus spanx shit, you know you’re in trouble, not that the monster Kardashian didn’t already know she was in trouble, despite the mirrors in her house bein taken down. [lien] [EN]

Khloe Kardashian and Her Big Black Boyfriend of the Day

Apparently the 6 foot 5 monster Kardashian, weighing in a 0 lbs, has finally found her match, and by match someone who’s penis she can actually feel inside of her who is no too picky about the pussy he sticks it inside, because up until now she’s only been able to attract real desperate losers, none of whom were 7 foot 2 with penis that even the biggest girls they got with couldn’t take, which really sucked for her, not that she deserved any better, considering she’s fucking vile to look at, but now that she’s on TV she’s been able to get her message out there and I guess someone came knocking’. Pics via PacificCoastNews This entry was posted on Wednesday, September 9th9 at 5 pm and is filed under Boyfriend, Khloe Kardashian. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 0 feed. [lien] [EN]

A Little Black on Monster Video of the Day

Here’s some footage from the new Kardashian show and it’s fucking miserable to watch. A lot of emotions are running thru me right now and all of them end in suicide. I don’t understand how America allows trash like this to have a show, like they are relevant or have anything to offer the world other than leasons in how to make your dead father regret leaving anything to your cunt ass in his will. The show should change its name to “The Kardashian Sisters Hang with Black People” and the highlight of it is when he asks if she dates athletes cuz they are taller than her, which was the soft way of asking if she only dates black people cuz with a monster head like that, she’s gotta have a pretty seriously large gaping pussy to fill. True story. This entry was posted on Monday. [lien] [EN]

A Salad to Brighten Your Wintry Days

A Salad to Brighten Your Wintry Days · Posted by Editor · January 16, 2008 Posted by Christine W. on The Cook’s Kitchen. Baby Greens with Grapefruit and Avocado Every Monday, at the beginning of each work week, I tell myself that this is the day that I'll start, once and for all, eating and living right. Of course, by mid-week, I'm like, “bacon is good for you, right?” The citrus season is perhaps the most happy aspect of winter for me. Making this salad is a great way to use some of the wonderful citrus varieties that are now in season. To make it, simply throw together some red grapefruit segments, avocado (I used Hass), sliced shallots and serve with a basic vinaigrette [3 parts extra virgin olive + 1 part red wine vinegar + dijon mustard + S&P]. [lien] [EN]

Khloe Kardashian Loses Weight..Gets Magazine Cover

Khloe Kardashian has always been the fat and funny Kardashian sister…but now that she’s lost what she claims is only 0 pounds no one will be calling her fat & funny anymore. I personally think she’s lost more than 0 pounds and most likely by more extreme measures…but people always wanna the “twenty pound quick fix”. [khloe-kardashian-weight-los] By working out about 5 minutes a day, five days a week, and maintaining a balanced, practical diet, she shed 0 pounds from her -foot9 frame over four weeks. “I’m now a size , but I’ve been up to a size 0 in the past,” says the -year-old, who stars with her closeknit clan on E!’s Keeping Up With the Kardashians and co-owns the upscale boutique Dash with her sisters. Khloe says she started emotionally eating when her parents. [lien] [EN]

Scott Disick is "Maternal," Khloe Kardashian Says

Scott Disick might look like a -year old mobster in the photo below, but Khloe Kardashian says the seemingly shady dude that knocked up her sister is a changed man. Saying that Scott has "always been obsessed with Kourtney," Khloe told Us Weekly that ""he's. definitely becoming more maternal" since news of the pregnancy broke. Regarding said pregnancy, Kourtney added: "I have more healthy cravings than my normal eating habits. I crave fruit and smoothies. I mean, I definitely eat junk. Yesterday, I laid in bed and ate Pinkberry and Twizzlers and Mexican food. I mix it up." Proving that she truly is a Kardashian, Kourtney then used nudity to get more attention, claiming: "I like when my body changes. I like seeing it. I run around naked all day at home. [lien] [EN]

Khloe Kardashian Konfirms: Kopious Kourtney Kardashian Pregnancy Koverage to Kome!

Phew. That was klose. For a few moments, we were afraid we'd never heard about Kourtney Kardashian and her pregnancy ever again. How would we face each day without knowing whether or not the reality TV star has chosen to discover the gender of her baby? It's too unsettling a possibility to even konsider. Fortunately, Khloe Kardashian told TV Guide that her sister's expecting state just happens to koincide perfectly with the upcoming season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. The writers have made it a "a major part" of new episodes. "It's going to be everything Kourtney is going through up until the birth," Khloe said. "It's more of a family situation anyway, so I think it's perfect timing." It really is. It's almost as though Kourtney pulled her goalie on purpose in order to give the show fresh storylines. [lien] [EN]

"Oh Jerry, It’s No Longer Your Baby" -- the 100-word version [Yahoo Raid]

New York Times columnist Joe Nocera's open letter to Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang over the weekend nicely captured Yahoo shareholders' rage over the whole Microsoft mess. But will they stop fuming long enough to read all 1,500 words? A version they'll be able to finish before their lawyers get done filing the next shareholder lawsuit, and Yang will be able to finish before the next top executive's resignation letter hits his inbox, below. Dear Jerry, Congratulations. You got Microsoft to walk. You're thrilled. Shareholders aren't. You've become a pawn of the dominant company on the Internet. You think of Yahoo as your baby. It's not your baby. Not since Yahoo went public. I can hear you protesting that Microsoft walked, not you. But how many times did Microsoft come knocking. Forced to negotiate. [lien] [EN]

Khloe Kardashian is going to jail

Khloe Kardashian sentenced to 30 days in jail Kim Kardashian revealed on her blog yesterday that her (adopted? please?) sister Khloe Kardashian was just sentenced to 30 days in jail because of a DUI she got last year: “I have been getting asked all day if Khloe is going to jail. I know my fans rely on [...] [lien] [EN]

Khloe Kardashian is booked - UPDATE

Khloe Kardashian’s mug shot Khloe Kardashian turned herself into police this morning to begin serving her 30 day sentence for violating her probation. According to Khloe’s booking sheet, she’s 5′10″ and weighs 145 pounds. Yeah right. Maybe for the left half of her body. UPDATE: 173 minutes later, Khloe Kardashian is free! For those keeping score at [...] [lien] [EN]

DUI Expert Khloe Kardashian Butts In To Offer Unsolicited Advice to Shia LaBeouf [Unsettling Trends]

For anyone who had a sneaking suspicion that yesterday's earthquake was just the beginning of the end, we offer you more proof: marginally recognizable drunk driver Khloe Kardashian has taken it upon herself to give advice to accident-plagued Shia LaBeouf ... and she suggests exactly what countless Defamer commenters have already recommended (namely, why don't these rich kids have drivers already)? Says Us Magazine: Reality star Khloe Kardashian – who served 173 minutes in jail last week for a 2007 DUI charge – has some advice for actor Shia LaBeouf, who was arrested for DUI after getting into a car accident on Sunday. "Just be smarter," she told Usmagazine.com at the Annual Style L.A. Runway show benefitting the Facial Paralysis Foundation & Stop the Violence/Face the Music benefit. [lien] [EN]

Dear Haters, Journalist Josh Wolf Hopes You Don't Get "Indigestion After Eating Your Words" [Prison Talk]

Josh Wolf is a blogger who spent 226 days in jail for refusing to hand over his footage of a San Francisco anarchist protest in which a police officer was injured. That's because not handing over evidence like that is contempt of court, which we know thanks to the case of Judith Miller and that glamorous spy lady. But at the time Josh did not get as much credit from the "mainstream media" because he was just a blogger, and also possibly someone who hangs out with anarchists, and with the exception of Mumia Abu Jamal journalists generally try to avoid anarchists. Anyhow, Josh is now a free man, and get this…part of the mainstream media! Which is to say, he is a Real Mainsteam Journalists. And he has a message for his critics, according to the San Francisco Chronicle: "If the haters who said I wasn't a real journalist. [lien] [EN]

Khloe Kardashian considered a 'celebrity' and possibly an 'apprentice'

Khloe Kardashian will compete on the upcoming season of Celebrity Apprentice. Can she prove herself useful? Or will someone have to explain to her that "Lady, O.J. Simpson's money isn't the answer to every problem. Just most of them."? The New York Post reports; NBC won't confirm anything, but Kardashian, 23, is a go for the new season, sources say. Joan and Melissa Rivers are also expected to compete on next season's "Celebrity Apprentice." Flamboyant ex-NBA star Dennis Rodman, Tony Danza and Petra Nemcova have been floated as possible contestants. For those of you still scratching your head over Khloe's inclusion, I should point out Donald Trump has always had a lifelong dream to see a Yeti try and make copies. True story. Photo. [lien] [EN]

Kim Kardashian Votes Twice of the Day

So Kim Kardashian went out to vote. Unlike the general population, she got to vote twice, once for herself and once for her parasite ass she’s been carrying around and raising as her own. I know. Bad joke. It happens. Pretty much all the time. I mean how many this lazy girl eats too fucking much and just gains weight in places guys deem sexy when really it’s just sloppy comments can I make about her. Or how many times can I go on about how she’s a useless, good for nothing whore, who fucks on camera, and gets pissed on by black guys…I bet she voted for McCain. SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Kim Kardashian Votes Twice of the Day", url: "http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/11/05/kim-kardashian-votes-twice-of-the-day/" }); This entry was posted on Wednesday. [lien] [EN]

My Little Roo: Dressing Up Your Baby Carrier in Style

Finally your baby carrier can be as stylish as the rest of your baby gear! If you want to add some extra style to your baby carrier or are recycling an older carrier that has seen better days, you absolutely have to check out the line of designer baby carrier slipcovers by My Little Roo. These slipcovers let you give an old carriers new life by dressing it up with a variety of stylish fabrics. They have even "gone green" by utilizing recycled / vintage chenille on all of their products. The covers are designed to fit a variety of today's popular carriers including: including Bjorn, Snuggli and Infantino (make sure you check out their "This product fits..." page to ensure it will fit on your carrier). Of course, My Little Roo has already gained several celebrity fans including Matthew McConaughey. [lien] [EN]

Kim Kardashian Does Ebay of the Day

So I have some fake Kim Kardashian on Facebook. The other day, some dude or creepy person who jerks off to her profile all day hoping she answers him, wrote something on her wall “have a sweet Sunday” and I responded hoping to get deleted as a friend while leaving my mark by saying something like “every day for Kim Kardashian is sweet, but that’s just because she can’t stop eating cake”, or something like that. They kept me as a friend, because I assume some bitter assistant or person pretending to be Kim Kardashian thinks it is funny, because even though they work for her, they still can’t fucking stand her and her bullshit cunt ways, or maybe there’s a small possibility it is actually her and since she doesn’t know how to read. [lien] [EN]

Kim Kardashian Fat Tits of the Day

This is the kind of slag who I’d love to see give up on life, you know maybe because of a bad break-up or a drug addiction or something that would lead to her not maintaining her look, you know where she’d finally let go and allow herself to be the obese pig she’s destined to be, where she stops getting her hair and nails done, and she stops getting her body waxed, leaving her lookin like the hairy little Armenian troll we all know she is. All this plastic, make-up, effort she puts into herself everytime she leaves her fuckin’ house, is just smoke and mirrors and I know that under this put together whore, there’s a fuckin’ monster hiding and I hate the fuckin’ lie. This entry was posted on Tuesday, June 0th9 at 1 pm and is filed under Kim Kardashian, Tits. [lien] [EN]