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When is the Best Time and Day to Publish a Blog Post

I’ve just updated my article, “When is the Best Time and Day to Post on Your Blog?” Originally published in June of 2006, once a year I update the post, continuing to evaluate when is the best time and day of the week to publish a post on your blog, helping you make your own decisions compared to my experiences and conclusions. My conclusions then still right true today: 1. It isn't about when you post, it's about when the most people visit your blog. You want new content released before they arrive. 2. There are two levels of “traffic” to consider when examining best times and days: 1) blog reading traffic and 2) comments. They could be the same or they could be different. 3. Understanding when is the best time of day to post. [lien] [EN]

Today’s Best: A Girl Who Won’t Give you Time of Day, The Danza Slap, and Football Player Can’t Afford Condoms

Isn’t it just amazing how you simply cannot run out of hot chicks in this world? It NEVER ends. Seriously, NEVER. Where the hell are these broads coming from? What is this? Today’s just one of those days I guess. The Best The Girl up there will not give you time of day - [The LOTD] Sex Move of the Day: The Danza Slap - [COED Magazine] You Can’t Even Pay for One Condom? -[Busted Coverage] Christina Aguilera: Wow those got huge - [Dirty Rotten] Claudia Schiffer Topless in Vogue - [Drunkenstepfather] Kelly Brook is Dating King of the Douches - [On205th] Teacher makes 7 year old clean up poop…with his bare hands - [Tastybooze] The New Solar Powered Bra - [Holy Taco] Gin Tan is a cute, yet a little whacked out - [Bright Black Internet] Drunk “Darth Vader” Gets a Free Jail Pass . [lien] [EN]

Hilary Duff’s Dad Saddled With Jail Time, B-day Bill (E! Online)

Hilary Duff’s Dad Saddled With Jail Time, B-day Bill (E! Online) E! Online - According to Hilary Duff’s mom, the actress’ dad is not the perfect man. Online - According to Hilary Duff’s mom, the actress’ dad is not the perfect man. This entry was posted on Thursday, August 28th, 2008 at 8:02 pm and is filed under Hilary Duff. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site. [lien] [EN]

Time Wastes Too Fast

Time Wastes Too Fast - Posted by Miss Cellania in Arts & Crafts, Travel & Places on June 9 at 8 am [lien] [EN]

From the stepFORUM of the Day

I was walking down the street last night and some dude tried to recruit me into his bar by offering me 2 dollar drinks. Cheap booze is something I have a hard time turning down so I went up inside and found myself at the worst party I have ever been to. There were about 12 people in the room, 3 of them were girls who looked like they just finished having an eating competition at an all you can eat restaurant, a ritual they took part in everyday of the fucking week for the last 4 years. I ended up getting wasted and convincing them to make-out with each, which wasn’t hard and once they started I couldn’t get their horny fat chick to stop. It looked like I singlehandedly helped them come to terms with their lesbian love for each other a love that they probably had for each other because no one else in the world gave them the time of day because they were that fuckin’ disgusting and all those nights stuffing their faces together they just wanted to stuff their pussies together. [lien] [EN]

THE NEW YORK TIMES | On Day Care, Google Makes a Rare Fumble

July 5, 2008 Talking Business On Day Care, Google Makes a Rare Fumble By JOE NOCERA Two months ago, Google held a series of secret focus groups with employees who have children in Google’s day care facilities. The purpose was to gauge their reaction to the company’s plan to raise the amount it charged for in-house day care by 75 percent. Parents who had been paying $1,425 a month for infant care would see their costs rise to nearly $2,500 — well above the market rate. For parents with toddlers and preschoolers, who were charged less, the price increases were equally eye-popping. Under the new plan, parents with two kids in Google day care would most likely see their annual day care bill grow to more than $57,000 from around $33,000. At the first of the three focus groups. [lien] [EN]

RIP Motherfucker the DJ AM Edition of the Day

So DJ AM is dead. For those of you who read the site, he’s been someone I constantly rag on. I’ve met the dude a handful of times and he was always surprisingly cool with me, except for maybe twice where he pretty much told me to fuck myself and told people I know he hated me, but overall, it’s understandable. I always pulled stupid stunts on him over the internet. Just last week I was ripping into his ugly girlfriend on Facebook who he reportedly broke up with and spiraled into a depression over and now he’s gone and killed himself or at least allegedly killed himself, even after survivng a plane crash, a drug adiction, obesity and an attempted suicide, making millions along the way. On a sidenote, DJ AM was filming his own intervention type show, so the fact that this is drug related is so fucked up…. [lien] [EN]

Kim Kardashian is a Fat Chick in a Bikini…of the Day

You motherfuckers are crazy. I constantly get Kim Kardashian supporters bitching me out for saying that she has a fat ass because she eats too fucking much and doesn’t exercise, and that all you fuckers are just confusing sloth lazy over-eating fat with sexy natural booty bullshit because she doesn’t have cellulite because her fat is so compacted that the skin looks smooth, when really it’s just tryin’ to hold it all in there without exploding all over the place. It is the same reason your 300 pound beer belly is harder than Reggie Bush’s 6-pack and I think it needs to stop because I think it’s giving her an ego. Most fat chicks swim in their t-shirts, but this bitch seems to think it’s ok to wear a bikini. She also thinks it’s ok to pose for Playboy. What bitch needs to do is spend some time with her boyfriend’s personal pro. [lien] [EN]

stepLINKS of the Day

My email got hacked or some shit, so I couldn’t get these links up fast enough. It’s 5 am and I forgot to sleep because I started drinking coconut flavored drinks and felt like I was on some sort of resort but unfortunately the only bikini clad pussy next to me was my obese wife in a nightgown….That didn’t stop me from playing volleyball with her big tits and now she is mad at me. I should sleep but before I do…Here are m links Amy Winehouse Nipples Taped Hotness GO Watch this Stupid Fucking Video About Milk GO Pete Wentz Tried To Kill Himself, But Failed Because He Isn’t Good at Anything GO When Booty Shaking Goes Wrong GO The Wonderful World of Wendy The Slut… GO Make Your Own Video Projector and Watch Your Dad’s Porn Lifesize! GO Do Porn the Modern Way. [lien] [EN]

Vanessa Hudgen’s Jogging Pants are Riding Low of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens isn’t necessarily a slut, she’s more of an exhibitionist who took a few naked pics for some guy she wanted to get jerking off to her and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that and clearly, in fact, I encourage it. I guess Disney feels the same way because they didn’t fire her but then again, Disney doesn’t seem to mind teenage pregnancy either so I guess they are just evolving with the times and know a good publicity stunt when they see one or maybe even stage one. Here she is in some sloppy sweat pants that remind me of my shit I wear because I’ve pretty much given up on exterior appearance and jogging pants were always what the poor weird kid who always got a boner and never showered wore in high school even after constantly getting “pantsed”. [lien] [EN]

Miley Cyrus’ Personal Pictures of the Day

I love how everyone calls me out for being a sick fuck for predicting that this bitch will grow up to be a slut. They think it’s so fucking twisted to think of a 15 year old being sexually active. I always tell them that it’s Oprah’s fault for getting the idea into my head when she had an episode on these 14 year old high school sex parties. In fact, Oprah is like my god and if that bitch can talk about 14 year olds licking assholes, I think I can too. It’s like she set the bar for me or some shit. The point is that Miley Cyrus plays this whole girl of God innocent shit, that I know is a total lie and that whenever this bitch is at home alone with a guy watching teenage comedies, she’s the one who grabs his dick over his pants and begs for him to fuck her without a condom because she hasn’t got her period yet and can’t get pregnant…or she’s this wholesome Christian girl who bends the rules by putting cocks in her mouth and ass. [lien] [EN]

Lily Allen’s Pussy Flash of the Day

Lily Allen has a little landing strip, in the event you were wondering what the weapon who killed her baby looked like. I figured she’d have a lot more bush because she looks more like a ratty hipster chick than a brazilian waxing club slut and because I figured that after the miscarriage she wouldn’t give her vagina the time of day because it wronged her and needed some level of punishment and since all other forms of punishment made it cum, she figured that the silent treatment was the best approach to teach it a lesson so the pain of losing a baby doesn’t happen again, I was wrong. It happens, here’s Lily Allen’s pussy for you sick fucks who seeing the vagina of fat dumpy girls because it’s all you really know. I don’t know when the pussy picture was taken, but these topless pictures of her are from this weekend. [lien] [EN]

Lydia Hearst in Lingerie at Some Event of the Day

Lydia Hearst was at some event and she was paid to wear this outfit like some kind of fetish model only a lot more classy because she’s a billionaire and not just some overweight girl from high school looking for male attention and the only way she can get it is by squeezing her fat ass into PVC while pretending she’s Betty Page or some shit. I am more into naked than underwear because I am not one of those fags who likes leaving things to the imagination, I like it served on a plate and looking at her in underwear and trying to visualize what her pussy looks like is a pain in the ass because I know I’ll never actually see what her pussy looks like, so why fuckin’ bother. Lingerie is boring. The only time I get excited now is when I see my wife in her everyday clothes. [lien] [EN]

Audrina From the Hills and Her Fake Tits of the Day

I was stuck sitting next to a couple that was making out hard at the bar last night. Every time the annoying dude would get his tongue down the bitches throat or his hand up her shirt her fatter friend would come in and break them up because I thought she didn’t like seeing her friend fall for this loser’s shitty game because she was fat and fat girls like attention but it turned out that she was jealous and wanted the loser for herself and they were pretty much fighting over him, that never happens to me, I don’t know how it ended because I couldn’t deal with that kind of Soap Opera drama when I just wanted to get drunk and break things. That story has nothing to do with Audrina Patridge and her fake tits that her dad got her when she was 16, at least that’s what I was told. [lien] [EN]