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The Paula Abdul Killed Her Fan Who Had Hot Tits of the Day

You know the story, some crazy Paula Abdul fan named Paula was found dead after taking prescription pills, in front of Paula Abdul’s house. I mean this story screams all kinds of crazy, considering Paula Abdul hasn’t had a fan in decades. When I first heard the person had tried out to be on the show, I assumed it was William Hung, because the mockery they made out of him and his obvious virginity, coupled with Paula Abdul being the only woman who wasn’t his mother talking to him, could generate some unhealthy obsessions….I mean half of the 5 people who come to this site are socially awkward virgins, lookin’ for the celebrity slut they think they are married to… Either way, it wasn’t William hung, it was some big titty girl and I think Paula Abdul killed her, after watching that video. [lien] [EN]

Shoshanna Lonstein Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day

I know that Jerry Seinfeld is not really a looker, but he is rich, and as a rich guy, he can get any pussy he wants….But in his defense, at 17, her nose hadn’t quite matured yet…..and she does have big tits…so big that she started a clothing company for girls with big tits…. With a loan from her father, Zach Lonstein, chief executive officer of Infocrossing, she started her clothing company in 1998. Its mission is to create clothes - including dresses, underwear and swimwear - that can be worn by women who, like Lonstein Gruss herself, have a large bust but maintain a slim waist. I guess Jewish girls are only really something a Jewish guy can appreciate, you know since psychiatrists say we always go for people who remind us of our mothers, I guess that’s why I have an affinity for whores. [lien] [EN]

Latoya Jackson’s Hot Tits of the Day

I like to keep my Michael Jackson masturbation material as up to date as possibe abd since he’s gone off and “Died” on me, I’m forced to use the second best thing to his hot skinny little corpse of a body and cartoon like face and that’s where Latoya Jackson comes in because she is that she is what Michael would look like had he gone through with the sex change operation, you know instead of dying and the whole thing was my dirty little secret until today, I just can’t contain myself. This entry was posted on Tuesday, July 1st9 at 4 pm and is filed under Latoya Jackson, Michael Jackson. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed. One Response to “Latoya Jackson’s Hot Tits of the Day”. [lien] [EN]

CSI Guy and His Hot Girlfriend in her Bikini of the Day

Ewwwww Interracial kissing….I can’t believe this hasn’t been banned yet…you know that there aren’t laws about this shit…especially considering in some states you can’t fuck a woman up the ass legally, but it’s ok for a black man to kiss up on a girl who isn’t black…next thing you know they’re gonna have the right to ride in the back of the bus, or even have their own TV station. The exerpt above was written by me in , in a lot of ways, I predicted the future and my words should be seen as gospel and not smut….What it really comes down to is that girls love black dudes and black dudes love any girl who isn’t black so the whole thing makes perfect sense, especially when you give the dude some celebrity status, throw him on a TV show and make him okay to bring home to mom and dad and rich enough to pay child support after he deadbeat dads on her for new pussy. [lien] [EN]

Janice Dickinson is Hot in a Bikini of the Day

Janice Dickinson makes me feel like an asshole for jerking off to the geriatric aquarobics class at my local community center when there are elderly women out there who still look better than the younger chicks I’ve seen naked. I know she’s had a lot of work done and is pretty much 80 percent made of plastic but shit’s working for me. Sure her ass is sloppy and her skin is leathery but if you saw the 50 year old bitches who I’ve been with, you’d think of me in a totally different way, or maybe you would expect it from me, it doesn’t matter. What does matter is that what it comes down to is that old ladies are easy, willing, experienced and can’t get pregnant because of their dried up wombs, pretty much the perfect situation to have, except for the grey pussy hair, impending smell of death and most importantly the constant harassment of making sure I didn’t want another freshly baked cookie after eating 6. [lien] [EN]

Neve Campbell’s Hot Tits of the Day

I never watched Party of 5 because I have a penis, I don’t really have one anymore, it’s more a useless fleshy mound that I pee out of but can’t use to fuck because my wife has destroyed my sex drive by being the most disgusting thing I have ever seen naked and smelled. I guess there’s some serious psychology behind fucking a woman who’s ass you have to wipe because she can’t reach….but that doesn’t really matter because I don’t fuck her… Speaking of useless fleshy mounds, here are some pictures of Neve Campbell’s hot tits, It’s one of those situations where you try to figure out why it was that you used to jerk off and be so into this chick back in the 90s because when you see her inverted nippled saggy disaster 10 years later it just doesn’t make sense. [lien] [EN]

Liz Hurley’s Hot Tits of the Day

Here are Liz Hurley’s tits. I am sick of writing about tits. I am also sick of other people writing about tits. There is more to life than celebrity tits and obsessing over them in virginal writing. I have always preferred grabbin and suckin’ tits than talkin about tits or obsessing over tits because talking about tits and obsessing over tits reminds me of the group of loser dudes on their couch together watching movies while everyone else is at the high school orgy eating high school pussy. Either way, here are Liz Hurley’s tits. This entry was posted on Friday, May 9th, 2008 at 1:34 pm and is filed under Hot Tits, Liz Hurley. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. [lien] [EN]

Some Busted Faced British Chicks in Bikinis of the Day

This is what Birtish Soap stars look like in bikinis, an outfit unemployed British men everywhere probably prefer seeing these girls in, not because bikinis make life a better place, proven everytime my wife sits in my neighbor’s backyard under the sprinkler to keep cool in the summer, since the heat is like death for her and her heavily insulated body, and death for me, because of the smells that come with profuse sweating from her ass, but because some girls just look better naked than clothed. These girls have these cartoon lookin’ wonky faces that make me feel like I am watching some low budget british documentary on the longterm effects of unfiltered, mercury contaminated water near some steel factory in working class neighborhoods, but when you take off their clothes. [lien] [EN]

Christina Ricci in a Bikini of the Day

I liked this bitch better when she had an eating disorder and cut off her tits to make the scale drop by 10 pounds and help her feel the success of her eating disorder more dramatically because having C-Cup tits just wasn’t conducive to skinny. Sure I find it a great tragedy to take away something so spectacular like breasts, that’s the main reason I’m not down with breast cancer, but I am down with girls with issues especially when they have money to go with those issues, it’s fun to partner up with them on their self-destructive path, because they usually don’t care enough to say no to any of your requests. Yes, I am talking about anal. Here she is in a bikini. SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Christina Ricci in a Bikini of the Day", url: "http. [lien] [EN]

Abi Harding is Someone You Don’t Know in a Bikini of the Day

I was just in a coffee shop getting a coffee because I am lazy and sitting behind a table was a girl with a low cut shirt and amazing fucking posture. Her tits were just poppin out perfectly because her shoulders were pushed back so hard it was unnatural and reminded me of a teenage girl trying to pretend she actually has tits by stickin’ out her chest like a chicken about to lay an egg or some shit. The truth is it was impressive to me because I live with a dumpy sack of shit of a wife who can’t sit up straight no matter how hard she tries because she doesn’t have the strength to hold herself up and push her shoulders back, but in her defense either does any living man because she’s just that sloppy, but it’s still really unattractive and lazy lookin. So I decide to tell this girl how impressed I am that her back is straighter than Justin Timberlake pretends he is and I say something along the lines that it looks like she’s got a steel fucking rod for a back and that is some serious talent and go on with my coffee drinking at the table facing... [lien] [EN]

Randy Spelling and His Dog of a Girlfriend in a Bikini of the Day

Every time I have dreams about being a multi-millionaires son, who flies to exclusive events on a private jet and who dines in the best restaurants in the world, stays in the best hotels in the world, visits the most beautiful places in the world. The girls by my side and in my bed never look like the slob that’s with Randy Spelling, Tori Spelling’s brother, in these pictures. It’s safe to say that either motherfucker is one of those fucked up rich kids with major emotional issues and who can’t really live a normal life, because of his fucked up upbringing, leading to hot girls to stay the fuck away from him for fear he’ll have another one of his episodes, or he’s gay, because the only person who can love something that looks like this, is someone who is scared of admitting his sexuality and who can see past her disgustingness to really embrace the beautiful person she in on the inside. [lien] [EN]

Miranda Kerr and Her Friends in White Bikinis of the Day

Bikini models pretty much have the hottest bodies out there and when Victoria’s Secret that they are the leaders of the eastern European and South American Sex Trade get down to it, they manage to pay the best bodies out there to get into their bikinis and give you something to look at that you’ll never be able to afford…. I really wish I knew Victoria’s other secret and that is how to manipulate girls to get half naked. I assume that it involves money and threats on the lives of their family members, because no matter what sweet talking I do, the only bitches I have managed to get to take off their clothes have always been overweight with saggy tits, acne or red scabby shit that looks like acne all over their body, stretch marked and unshowered. The kind of girl that no one would ever really want to see even if they were fully clothed. [lien] [EN]

Mel B in Her Bikini of the Day

I remember the first time I didn’t get hard for a chick. It was a few years ago and she was pretty fit, like Mel B, only less testicles and more vagina. She was pretty hot and we were pretty drunk and my wife was pretty asleep in the next room. I wasn’t sure how I got her back to my place, but I had and when I was done eating her out for an hour, probably something that was all part of the deal, she went down on me and I couldn’t get hard for the life of me. Here I was with this hot brunette body that had no business being with me and I couldn’t even get anything to happen to take full advantage, and the only good thing about that is that after she left disappointed a disgusting fat guy couldn’t get off to her, she became a fixture in my life for 6 months. She’d keep coming over to prove herself. [lien] [EN]

More Coleen Rooney Pregnant in a Bikini of the Day

The only good thing about pregnant chicks is when you know for a fact the baby isn’t yours. That way when you fuck the bitch you know that you don’t need to use a rubber, you can cum up inside her, you can be pretty confident you won’t get an STD cuz bitch has been to the gyno repeatedly the last few months, and most importantly, knowing she’s cheating on her baby daddy with you, is inspiring, but not as inspiring as knowing shit’s growing inside her. I don’t find pregnant chicks all that repulsive, you know the whole full tits, round belly is natural and beautiful, but not as beautiful as not having to worry about paying child support. Here are some pics of that Coleen Rooney chick in her bikini – round 2 when the pain really should have ended in the first 0 seconds of the first round…. [lien] [EN]

Tara Reid Is Amazing in a Bikini of the Day

Maybe I am horny and tired of fat chicks who share a bed with me every fuckin’ night, but I think Tara Reid looks pretty fucking amazing. Maybe it’s her tan that distracts me from the fact that she’s dying on the inside from being on an alcohol and coke diet the last 0 years, or maybe it’s the fake tits, sloppy lipposuction job and bony ass that make her hot to me because girls who are dying on the inside are usually a fetish of mine, I mean that’s why I spend my hard earned money I steal from my wife on blowjobs from bitches with crazy addictions, but maybe that’s just because I can afford them. So in a lot of ways Tara Reid is the crackwhore who escaped being a crackwhore, the kind of crackwhore who made enough money so that she doesn’t have to sleep on park benches or wear the same panties for four days while lookin’ for dick to suck for more crack. [lien] [EN]

Carmen Electra is Fat in Her Bikini of the Day

I think it’s time for Carmen Electra to throw that stipperobics DVD she hosted back in and start practicing what she learned cuz she’s lookin’ fat. Maybe she’s getting ready for a role as a fat chick, but I don’t think Carmen Electra ever got work for any reason other than her hot body…. I guess it is normal that with age comes sagging and weight gain and as much as I liked Carmen Electra and her fake tits, that Iam sure she’s glad she has now that her body has started to turn thick and rectangular, and they keep things a little top heavy and curvy like some kind of optical illusion, like most post-menopausal women and that I am sure she was glad she had when she was younger because they are a hug part of her fucking career, but that I am not glad she has because I hate fake tits. [lien] [EN]

Jenna Haze Shit Herself in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Haze is one of the more popular pornstars around from what I remember someone in the industry telling me and I guess it has to do with her having natural tits and possibly lookin’ young compared to the other haggared bitches who fuck on camera for money, but I like to think it has to do with her anal sex scenes, which as you can see have damaged her enough to lose all control of her bowels…. Here she is in her fucking bikini, which none of you really give a fuck about because you’ve seen her have dirty fucking sex of all varieties. What I do know is that she looks like a serious fucking crack addict and I am surprised she even has all her teeth or that she’s on the fucking beach in Malibu, when she looks like she should be on the beach in your hometown lookin’ for empty bottles drunk teens threw in the river. [lien] [EN]

Jenny McCarthy Does Autism in a Bikini of the Day

I was walking down the street yesterday and had a little altercation with an Autistic kid without realizing it. I was standing on the street corner pretending to be a hooker, as I like to do sometimes, because my theory is that we all need a little glamor in our lives sometimes, and some mother was pushing her baby along in a stroller. I looked at the kid, who was sucking its thumb and lazily getting toted around by its mom and I realized the girl was 12 years old. I turned to a girl next to me and asked if she sucked her thumb like that when she was 12 and if her mom still dressed her up and played baby with her because she was the kind of mom who tried so hard to get pregnant, that when she did, she never wanted to let her go by growing u and still breast fed her at 12 and never potty trained her so that she could always change her little babies diaper. [lien] [EN]

Helena Christensen Rocks a Bikini of the Day

Here’s another old hot model I want to fuck who is set for life and spending the day in her bikini and you should be jealous of her because she has the money to do all the things you wish you could do because of all the money she made because she was born hot and someone figured they could make money off her. The truth is that I have spoke to local models, who aren’t really anything special, but think they are and they have dreams of international modeling stardom and always talk about how hard their work is and how much talent shit takes and it’s all fucking bullshit. I was featured in Maxim and Complex magazine, I’m not bragging, cuz it’s not a big deal, but I am just saying, that the photoshoots consisted of sitting on your ass on a couch next to a table of catered breakfast food. [lien] [EN]