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Michael Phelps' Mom Must Be So Proud

We've previously mentioned that Olympic golden boy Michael Phelps has been spending lots of time in Sin City with a Palms casino COCKtail waitress. Well, things are getting fairly serious for the swimmer and the HOtel HOstess named Caroline "Caz" Pal, according to reports. Golden Boy brought 'Caz', pictured above, home to Maryland for turkey day! Mikey's mommy, Debbie, must love what her little boy dragged home. Really, Golden Boy? That's what you're settling for? You have your pick of ladies! Good luck, though, 'Caz'. May you fare better than that other Palms HOstess, George Clooney's ex, Sarah Larson. Ahem, get preggers and you'll be set for 18 years! Gold diggers from around the world must be getting their head shots/resumes/boob jobs all set for the next Palms job fair! [Images via TMZ. [lien] [EN]

Michael Phelps Grabbing Some Ass of the Day

Michael Phelps is some hip hop fan who can now live out his dream of being gangster hustling chicks and not feel like the awkward weird lookin’ guy he is, because girls are sluts and if you are on TV, no matter how wonky lookin’ you are, you’ll still have no issue getting laid and living the hip hop dream, flossin’ his ice after melting down his 8 gold medals into an Olympic Grill and here he is at the Playboy club grabbin’ some random girl’s ass because he can and because every slut wants his water logged dick up inside them and the truth is that I am surprised Phelps can even walk around as easily as he does, I heard that the American government hasn’t let him out of the pool for the last 12 years he’s been training to be the freak that he is….but then againg I have no idea what I am talking about…. [lien] [EN]

Michael Phelps Goes For Gold

Michael Phelps continues winning at the Beijing Olympics, winning his 10th and 11th gold medals, the most ever won by any Olympian. Although he didn’t finish first, Phelps has advanced out of the 100-meter butterfly preliminaries at the Beijing Olympics, keeping him on track to win his sixth gold medal of the games. In five days, Phelps has already won five races and set five world records. The 23-year-old phenom appreciates all of the support he’s received, especially from his fellow Americans. “It’s pretty cool,” Phelps said of the NBA basketball stars watching his races. “I heard them starting cheers. My mom took a picture with them.” Phelps may become the first person to win eight gold medals at one Olympics and would then pass the legendary Mark Spitz. [lien] [EN]

Michael Phelps First Big Endorsement Is Frosted Flakes

Michael Phelps and his agent buck Olympic tradition and have made a deal for the record setting swimmer to appear on boxes of Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes, instead of Wheaties. This decision has every nutritionist in America up in arms about the message this sends to kids. I can just hear some whiny 8 year-old telling asking his mom why he can’t eat the big bowl of sugar for breakfast if Olympics athletes can. “I would not consider Frosted Flakes the food of an Olympian. I would rather see him promoting Fiber One. I would rather see him promoting oatmeal. I would even rather see him promoting Cherrio’s.” - Nutritionist Rebecca Soloman of Mount Sinai Medical Center. I’d rather see him promoting oatmeal too, but Quaker doesn’t pay as much as Kellogg’s. Of course at the end of the day it’s the parents responsibility to make sure their kids are eating right. [lien] [EN]

Michael Phelps And The Nerdy Endorsement Trap [Advice]

Dolphin-like Olympic champ Michael Phelps is like that dude in the poem who has come to two roads that diverge in the woods. Except Michael Phelps has far more money at stake than that guy. Now that Phelps has won the races and gripped the strippers, his full-time job is endorsing products in return for sweet cash, the nectar of life. Even his mom is in on it! But Phelps is already screwing up. Now is when you determine whether you're the next Tiger Woods or the next [obscure swimmer], Mike. We're here to help, for a small cut. Micheal Phelps' current endorsements include Speedo, Visa, Kellogg's, AT&T, Rosetta Stone, PureSport Beverages. The first would be better if it was Nike or Adidas. The last two are crap niche products that will bring down Phelps' brand value. [lien] [EN]

Michael Phelps' Freakish Physique Explained [The Olympics]

Swim demon Michael Phelps won his 8th gold medal of the 2008 Olympics last night, his 14th overall. How does he do it? It's that crazy 6'4" bod of his! "Generally, a man's arm span equals his height but in his case it's 6'7"—three inches more than his height. Naturally his arms work as powerful propulsive paddles, giving him a clear edge over others. His lower body, interestingly, is shorter than that of an average man of his height. His relatively short legs result in less drag or resistance. In short, Phelps has an upper body of a 6'8" person but his lower body seems to be of someone who is only 5'10", which also make the perfect plane in water." More science after the jump. His size 14 feet may not dwarf Ian Thrope's size 17 but Phelps' double-jointed ankles allow him to do a ballerina's 'pointe' standing on the tips of the toes. [lien] [EN]

Michael Phelps Wins By A Nose

· Michael Phelps‘ 100m Butterfly photo finish · The Jonas Brothers have a really really big house · Kim Kardashian keeps everything covered up this time around · Madonna celebrates her 50th birthday · Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi tie the knot! · Audrina Patridge heats it up in Las Vegas · Michael Phelps Olympic picture gallery · Wear some patterns for some perfection · Day nine of the Summer Olympics in Beijing, featuring swimmer Michael Phelps‘ historic gold-medal triumph, gave NBC its most watched Saturday prime-time broadcast in 18 years, the network said on Sunday. · The Dark Knight slipped to No. 2 with $16.8 million in ticket sales in its fifth weekend of release but broke yet another commercial barrier along the way by becoming the second. [lien] [EN]

Michael Phelps is Today’s Olympian

Michael Phelps is interviewed by Matt Lauer on the NBC Today Show set after after winning eight gold medals at the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games on Tuesday in Beijing, China. “I'm just exhausted,” Phelps told Lauer from the Today set in Beijing. “I feel like I haven't stopped moving for 10 days straight — but it's been fun, this is an experience I've always dreamed of.” The 23-year-old Olympian talked about the 100m butterfly race where he won by 1/100th of a second. “I had no idea where we were — I mean, I knew we were all together,” Phelps said. “I didn't know if I was ahead, behind, whatever, and about 15-20 meters out, I was focused on hitting the wall perfectly, trying to have a good last stroke, and I when I took that last stroke I thought that cost me the race. [lien] [EN]

NBC Wondering If Michael Phelps Wants Ben Silverman's Job [Trade Roundup]

· NBC commanded an appropriately world-record-breaking ratings win over the other four networks thanks to Michael Phelps and the rest of their Olympics coverage; but CBS's Big Brother managed to hold its own, due in no small part to a competitively themed Drown the Old Guy in Slop episode that tested the outer limits of senior contestant Jerry's will to live. [Variety] · She lost the weight, she's feeling great, and now she's ready to work: Valerie Bertinelli will return to her sitcom roots with a half-four TBS comedy about a single mom "who struggles to care for two kids and a lumber business." Even more exciting? Bonnie Franklin is in talks to play a stack of two-by-fours! [Variety] · Fox News Channel is sprucing up its Facebook page with a video clip library, enhanced feedback applications. [lien] [EN]

Michael Phelps Paid $100K To Swim Laps At A Party

Michael Phelps is just raking in the cash these days. Apparently he’s for hire for parties, just like you would hire a clown or an animal-shapes balloon creator! According to Page Six, Mikey was paid $100,000 to ... [lien] [EN]

Phenomenal Michael Phelps

[Guest post by DRJ] Mark Spitz won 7 gold medals in Munich in 1972, the most gold medals won by one person in a single Olympics to date. However, America’s Michael Phelps has a chance to surpass that feat in Beijing this year. If he wins 8 gold medals it would give him 14 for his career, also a world record. ESPN’s Pat Forde lists Phelps’ Olympic events, ranks the difficulty of each, and details the results so far: Event No. 1: 400-meter individual medley When is the final: Sunday am in Beijing; Saturday pm in the U.S. How hard is it: “Third-toughest of Phelps’ eight.” END RESULT: “Phelps kept pace with teammate Lochte and Hungary’s Cseh during his weakest discipline, the breaststroke, before putting the hammer down in the freestyle to win his first gold of the Games in world. [lien] [EN]

Today’s Twenty: Holly Weber, The Michael Phelps count, and Jenny McCarthy

This is Holly Weber, hi. Did any catch the Olympics yesterday? Did anyone happen to catch how hot Alicia Sacramone, U.S. Gymnast is? Forget the fact that the women blew it and wound up with the Silver. Remember the fact the Sacramone was the only one out there with breasts larger than a B cup. Awesome. The Twenty Holly Weber isn’t the only hot girl here - [COED Magazine] It’s the Michael Phelps coed count - [Busted Coverage] Jenny McCarthy still looks good in a bikini - [Doubleviking] Paris Hilton wearing some pretty trashy lingerie - [Dirty Rotten] The Olympic Water Polo nipple slip - [Drunkenstepfather] (NSFW) Jeanene Fox looking quite stunning in Maxim - [Cameltap] Keeley Hazell’s new job, I like it - [On205th] It’s the Seren Gibson summer strip off in Zoo . [lien] [EN]

Help Us Cast 'The Michael Phelps Story' [Defamer Casting]

Now that Michael Phelps has finally won more gold medals than Geena Davis, we can get down to the real business at hand: the swimmer's showbiz future. Sure, there's bound to be an awkward SNL-hosting stint yet to come, but as the boys at THR note today, most Olympians have to reconcile themselves to appearing in Duracell commercials or baring their midriffs opposite the Village People. Thus, let's focus on more positive matters, like casting the Michael Phelps Movie of the Week: Sure, there are advocates for McSwimmin', but how about John Krasinski, who plenty of fans of The Office might like to see wearing a hydrodynamic speedo for two hours? However, if producers are willing to take a Todd Haynes-inspired flight of fancy, might we also recommend Will Smith? He's got the ears and the toned body. [lien] [EN]

Michael Phelps Photos

Michael Phelps Photos A photo finish to the week. Yeah, we got the fever. Michael Phelps is an amazing athlete, with a killer body! Click the pictures to enlarge... Yay, It's Man-Boob Friday! Best Butts in the Olympics [lien] [EN]