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Lisa Ann is the Nailin’ Paylin Star of the Day

So you all know that Hustler Video is making a porn movie called “Nailin’ Paylin” and that they were looking for a Palin lookalike on Craigslist. I was emailed the ad last week and didn’t bother posting it, but the highlight of it was that they lookalike had to do anal. Sounds like your kind of movie, now if only she has a penis, then you’ll be in fucking heaven…don’t worry, no one needs to know that you get off to gay porn, it doesn’t make you gay, just delete your browser’s history and pretend it never happened, that’s what I would do if I was a closet case trying to keep up appearances…I’m just kidding, that is what I do because I am a closet case trying to keep up appearances. What isn’t a joke is that these pictures are of the girl they ended up going with. [lien] [EN]

Mischa Barton back on the party scene days after being released from hospital

Mischa Barton back on the party scene days after being released from hospital: Mischa Barton’s proving that you can take the party out of the girl, but you can’t take the girl out of the party. Just days after getting released from her forced hospitalization on July , Barton was spotted Sunday night at NYC’s All Points West festival. And the former “OC” starlet certainly wasn’t making any effort to fly under the radar. Instead, she paired a black, strappy, backless minidress with hot pink and black Christian Louboutin stilettos, as she partied alongside DJ Daisy Lowe and designer Richie Rich, the Daily Mail reports. It’s a curious return to the party scene for a girl who has spent most of her time recently in “involuntary psychiatric hold. [lien] [EN]

Nailin Paylin Preview Clip of the Day

Here’s a scene from Hustler’s political porn, that has turned out to be a fucking genius idea for them, considering everyone is talking about Palin and how they want to fuck her wholesome Alaskan pussy that makes retard babies and how everyone is obsessed with this fucking election, and shit’s going to be fucking huge, despite this pornstar’s impression being pretty shitty, and there being too much fucking dialog for my liking, because if I’m going to watch porn, I’m kinda trying to avoid listening to the shit being spewed out of a girls mouth unless of course the shit being spewed out of her mouth is cum. In this clip she’s giving her speech while being eaten out by Hilary Clinton, something that is probably not that much of a stretch from the truth, considering Clinton’s so obsessed with running a man’s world and does it in the most lesbian of outfits. [lien] [EN]

Thandie Newton and Ricky Gervais Re-Entact the Nailin Palin Porn of the Day

So some talk show in the UK got their hands on the Nailin Paylin porn movie script and they got Ricky Gervais and Thandie Newton to re-enact a scene from the movie. I think this is a pretty clever TV talk show idea and probably something you’d never see in the USA, because of the conservative Christians the networks are constantly trying to not offend. I like that these two famous people go along with the stunt, because they aren’t frigid, scared, boring people and I guess this is just another reason why the UK is more forward thinking than the backwards USA that likes to sweep the smut under the rug, despite being the biggest producers of the shit. I guess they’re just hypocrites and who really cares, because Thandie Newton is hot and hearing her read a porn script is almost a fantasy of mine. [lien] [EN]

French Canadian Radio Pranks Sarah Palin of the Day

So this local radio station in Montreal called Sarah Palin pretending to be the President of France and here is the call. It’s pretty hysterical to think this woman may be your next President. I highly doubt that will happen, at least I hope it doesn’t happen, even though she’s the kind of woman worth fuckin, even though her uterus has beat the fuck up 5 times and is producing duds now, because who really wants to get a bitch pregnant anyway. I love that they name a fake Prime Minisiter of Canada, and she says she appreciates his support, not that anyone knows who runs Canada, but if you’re going to be the Vice President you sure as hell should, not to mention that there is now Prime Minister of Quebec because shit’s a province, not a fuckin’ country. He goes on to talk about hunting with her and killing baby seals…she says she’d love to…. [lien] [EN]

delicious days, the book - many questions, some answers

I guess it was symptomatic, that I had just submerged my fingers in a gooey meass that was supposed to become an elastic, smooth and speckled pasta dough with poppy-seeds (basic recipe: 275g all-purpose flour, 25g ground poppy-seeds, a pinch of salt, a pinch of cinnamon, 3 medium eggs, 1 tbsp sunflower oil, 1 tbsp water, if necessary), when the door bell rang. With a sigh, I hastily cleaned my fingers and answered the door: "Hello? ... Hello? ... Helloooho???" Silence. I despise when that happens. With another sigh, this time a little louder and a tad frustrated I returned to the kitchen and continued kneading the pasta dough. But the door bell rang again. This time twice and seemingly with more emphasis. Don't you just hate that? Since I couldn't think of any outstanding orders I had made the previous days and wasn't expecting any friends . [lien] [EN]

Who’s Nailin’ Paylin Is “Coming” Soon

« Salma Hayek’s Breasts Are HUGE! Stacy Keibler’s Maxim Magazine Pictures » Who’s Nailin’ Paylin Is “Coming” Soon It was only a matter of time, but Hustler decided to make a porn movie that spoofs Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Here is adult actress Lisa Ann on the set of Who’s Nailin Palin and by the looks of it, she’s doing a fine job at it. She could give Tina Fey a run for her money. Anyway, I believe this movie will be released soon, so for all you guys who want to get in between Governor Sarah’s spectacles, that still won’t be possible… but Lisa Ann’s are a different story. Related Articles: Porn Stars Have Premieres Too Mary Carey Has Huge…. AVN Awards & Adult Expo Recap Porn Stars Bowling In Their Bikinis!!! Photos. [lien] [EN]

Who’s Nailin’ Paylin Video Preview

« Keeley Hazell Launches Her Topless Calender With Clothes On Elizabeth Hurley Is Still The Queen Of Cleavage » Who’s Nailin’ Paylin Video Preview So here is a little clip of the Who’s Nailin’ Paylin porn video and if you were expecting the best adult film of all time, well you won’t find it here. What you will find is the same bad acting and lame jokes that are in your typical porn movies. Anyway, I don’t know why I’m promoting this junk, but I kind of want to bang this version of Sarah Palin. Who’s Nailin’ Paylin Video Related Articles: Who's Nailin' Paylin Is “Coming” Soon Mary Carey Has Huge…. AVN Awards & Adult Expo Recap Porn Stars Bowling In Their Bikinis!!! Photos: SplashNewsOnline Digg [lien] [EN]

Video: First Minute Of 'Who's Nailin' Paylin' (Safe For Work)

By now everyone's heard of the Sarah Palin inspired porn movie titled "Who's Nailin' Paylin." The plot: two drunken Russians are driving their tank when it runs out of gas in front of Palin's home. You can take it from there. Now the first minute of the film has been posted online.[...] Read more! [lien] [EN]

Nailin Paylin’s Lisa Ann is a Hockey Milf

Lisa Ann impersonates Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin in the pornographic movie ‘Who's Nailin' Paylin' on Hustler.com. USA - (10/20/08) WENN (2) • (View All Posts as Links) [lien] [EN]

Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? Video Cover

« Adriana Lima Gives Good Face Jodie Marsh Gets Creamed » Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? Video Cover Alright, here is the long awaited cover for the ‘Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? porn video. I don't know why I keep covering this lame flick but I'm a sucker for a girl with spectacles with big chestacles. Enjoy. Related Articles: Who's Nailin' Paylin Is “Coming” Soon Who’s Nailin’ Paylin Video Preview Photos: Wenn, SplashNewsOnline Digg [lien] [EN]

Kristen Bell’s Sex Scene in the Forgetting Sarah Marshall R-Rated Clip of the Day

I woke up after 3 hours of sleep wondering why my wife never wants to fuck me. Sure I’ve got the whole impotency issue and there was a time she wouldn’t keep her slimy hands off of me forcing me to reject her and tell her how gross she was repeatedly until bitch understood the magnitude of what her obesity was doing to me sexually, but every now and then, my ridiculous sexual obsession and “Always Down to Fuck” attitude gets the better of me and she rejects me. I don’t know how often you’ve been rejected by girls, but there’s something really destructive to one’s confidence and self esteem when a bitch who you don’t even want to fuck turns you down when you’re willing to close your mother fucking eyes and pretend you are slamming a Sea Manatee or someshit. So after waking up and forcing myself to shower off the dirty thoughts I had about my disgusting wife I came up with a rant about how when you first get involved with someone the sex is retarded and never ending. [lien] [EN]

Hollywood Undead NSFW Music Video of the Day

Here’s a music video to start the day by a band I am glad I never heard of, it’s like that rap metal shit from a couple years ago that all you fucking losers would rock out to in your pick up trucks, but the video has a lot of sluts, showing tit, dyking out, runnin around in their underwear and that makes it good enough for me as long as shit’s on mute. They are probably pornstars or local strippers lookin’ for a new venue to show off their tits and I am okay with sluts being creative in ways and places to show their tits, I figure if they pay for them, they might as well get them out there for more people to see and that makes it better to jerk off to to that Clay Aiken music video that rubbed you the right way, you weirdo. SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Hollywood Undead NSFW Music Video of the Day". [lien] [EN]

Kristen Bell’s Uncensored Sex Scene from Forgetting Sarah Marshall of the Day

I hate Judd Apatow. I don’t know whether it’s because his movies suck and aren’t funny, but for some reason has convinced Hollywood that he’s fucking awesome and gets 10 movies a year, making him richer than most people for making garbage, when the rest of us don’t get paid shit for making garbage, unless you count the fact that if you leave it lingering long enough in your shit hole apartment, it starts to smell like dirty pussy, but as far as I am concerned that’s not payment. Or whether it’s because I think he’s a pedophile and after seeing his live show where a good 10 minutes was devoted to his daughter’s vagina, puberty, breasts and his movies are devoted to girls who look like they are 13 and who are put in sexual situations with Jewish guys like Seth Rogan who look 45. [lien] [EN]