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McCain Supporters Send a Viral Email of the Day

So it looks like a McCain supporter put the internet classes he was learned in prison to good use and decided to send out a racist email to the world, basically saying that Obama is nothin’ but a fried chicken, watermelon eating, porch monkey of a person, like they used to have down in the South afterthe republicans, who from what I understand, were an anti-slavery party, helped abolish slavery, because before that they were treated like fucking animals. The real joke in all of this is that Obama is half white, living the white dream, meaning he’s got the same genes as the redneck fucks who hate him for being black, when really they hate him for being better at being white than them, you know he’s gone to white schools, has white friends, and is pretty much just a dark skinned white dude and the only thing black about him is his cock. [lien] [EN]

Cheney emails missing from day leak probe started.

Last week, House Oversight Chairman Henry Waxman (D-CA) revealed that the White House failed to preserve emails for at least 473 separate days. Waxman’s report said “Vice President Cheney’s office showed no electronic messages on 16 occasions from September 2003 to May 2005.” Among the sixteen days for which email are missing from Vice President [...] [lien] [EN]

delicious days, the book - many questions, some answers

I guess it was symptomatic, that I had just submerged my fingers in a gooey meass that was supposed to become an elastic, smooth and speckled pasta dough with poppy-seeds (basic recipe: 275g all-purpose flour, 25g ground poppy-seeds, a pinch of salt, a pinch of cinnamon, 3 medium eggs, 1 tbsp sunflower oil, 1 tbsp water, if necessary), when the door bell rang. With a sigh, I hastily cleaned my fingers and answered the door: "Hello? ... Hello? ... Helloooho???" Silence. I despise when that happens. With another sigh, this time a little louder and a tad frustrated I returned to the kitchen and continued kneading the pasta dough. But the door bell rang again. This time twice and seemingly with more emphasis. Don't you just hate that? Since I couldn't think of any outstanding orders I had made the previous days and wasn't expecting any friends . [lien] [EN]

Ashley Scott Signs Some Girl’s Chest of the Day

I am not turning this sit into a Hollywood.tv review site and they aren’t advertisers, as it may seem, but they should be since I need money. Shit is just free to post and I don’t have to bother with the paparazzi, also, I’d rather watch the video than look at the pictures, not that you care, but one dude emailed me complaining and I figured I’d let you know what I am doing, because we’re all friends here and I think and open dialog is important. This video is of some chick named Ashley Scott, who I don’t know, signing some girls chest, but not the good way, where you get to see nipples, but reminds me of a time I was in a bar and flirting with the bar tender and in trying to get her to show me her tits. She pointed out some Olympic Speed Skater at the other end of the bar. [lien] [EN]

From the stepFORUM of the Day

So much random shit goes on online everyday that I just can’t keep up with it, paritally because I hate the internet and partially because I don’t care enough to scrub everything out there, but also because I am lazy and busy obsessing on how to get out of this hell that I am living. So the people in the stepFORUM are making up for my perpetual slacking so you should be able to find some things you like in some of these links. On a side note, a dude emailed me yesterday asking me to take down some amateur porn pics of him and his gf fucking that were posted and that he wasn’t too happy about, so instead of being a nice guy I decided to make fun of his performance, now he’s threatening a lawsuit, we’ll see what happens, but in my defense, it is pretty hard to take him seriously. [lien] [EN]

Email Of The Day

On 01/24/08, Luke Tobin (LTobin@dalbar.com) wrote: "something tells me that if John Gibson was mocking a straight dead person with drug problems, you wouldnt be so up in arms." Note to Luke: Heath Ledger was a straight person, idiot! Posted: January 24, 2008 at 4:48 pm [lien] [EN]

Need a new 360? Email Bill Gates

Filed under: NewsLet's face it, the Xbox 360 is hardly the most reliable console on the block. Seemingly destroyed by so much as a stiff breeze, older models weren't exactly made to last. Thus, 360 owners everywhere are intimately familiar with the replacement process that begins with a call to Xbox customer service. The Consumerist is reporting a new twist on that process: emailing Bill Gates directly. When the 360 originally launched, a Consumerist reader named Jon spent weeks dealing with Microsoft customer service before finally being handed to the escalation department which finally fixed his problem. Two years later (i.e now) Jon is experiencing 360 problems again. However, instead of calling customer service, Jon dug up Bill Gates' email address and wrote him an email. Within a day he was called by the escalation department and informed that his new console had been shipped. [lien] [EN]

Unhappy Valentine’s Day

The FBI has issued a warning about opening Valentine's Day emails that might contain e-cards that deliver a trojan worm to the recipient. "If you unexpectedly receive a Valentine's Day e-card, be careful," the Federal Bureau of Investigation said in a statement, warning Internet users to "be on the lookout for spam emails spreading the Storm Worm malicious software (malware)." "The Storm Worm virus has capitalized on various holidays in the last year by sending millions of emails advertising an e-card link within the text of the spam email. Valentine's Day has been identified as the next target," the FBI said. The bogus email directs the recipient to click on a link to retrieve an electronic Valentine's Day card. [lien] [EN]

Mindless Sheeple Softly Follow Black Man, Fear Of Racists [Email Of The Day]

Do you hate the "sheeple" like we hate the sheeple? Then you'll love today's Email of the Day, in which "Jimmy Lightfoot" shares his views on race in America -- you do know who the real racists are,... [lien] [EN]

Amazon Screws Up Mother's Day Order [Shipping Problems]

When Amazon works, it's a great example of what man and machine can do together to make shopping easier. When it doesn't work, you're stuck with a higher-priced camera from Wal-Mart and a second camera you thought was canceled shipped from Amazon, with a refund taking 3-5 days to go through. My siblings and I decided to go in together and purchase my Mom a nice camera for Mother's Day. She's a nice lady, and is getting tired of the one she has, so it seemed like a good idea. The BAD idea was trying to purchase it (along with a few accessories) from Amazon. But, they had it for a great price, and with the free shipping it seemed like a no-brainer. So I placed my order on 5/1...all seemed well on the Amazon front. I got a confirmation email after placing the order letting me know that it would be shipped on 5/6. [lien] [EN]

Are You Part of the Pregnant/Divorced/Married Messiah Change? [Email Of The Day]

What makes a truly great Email of the Day? Well, it sure helps to make no direct reference to whatever the hell you're complaining about, and make sure to only use ALL CAPS, and say a bunch of crazy bullshit, and then finish up by calling everybody else demented. "Maria B." did all this and more .... From: MARIA B. To: tips@wonkette.com Date: Sun, May 11, 2008 at 10:28 AM LOOKS LIKE ALL YOUR READERS SURE KNOW AN AWFUL LOT ABOUT BEING "KNOCKED UP", THEY'RE PROBABLY PART OF THE MODERN GEN THAT FIRST HAS THE KID THEN GETS DIVORCED THEN GETS MARRIED, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT! NOW THAT YOU HAVE "THE MESSIAH" TO LOOK FORWARD TO LEADING ALL OF YOU TO "CHANGE", ALL YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IS SITTING BACK AND SOLICITING MORE DEMENTIA FROM YOUR READERS. GOD HELP AMERICA !!! [lien] [EN]

Reader email of the day

Hi, very infrequent commenter here (Isaac is my screen name). We're liveblogging the spelling bee over at throwingthings.blogspot.com. I wouldn't bother you with this except that 11-year-old Karen Laska of Wheeling, West Virginia just correctly spelled “sabermetrics” in the first oral round, thus outdoing the entirety of the Mariners front-office staff. [lien] [EN]

Whoopi Goldberg’s Erotic Moment of the Day

Some people like porn to get off, other people need to get off doing werider things like parking their cars outside of the park, some lonely people may like phone sex and girls tend to like lay in bed at night before bed with all their erotic fantasies rolling through their head to get off, but I need The View to get me going….the reason is simple, that goddess Whoopi Goldberg is on it and she always brings the sex. She is open, honest and confident about her sexuality which is amazing considering no one else in the world is comfortable with her sexuality. We never quite know what we are looking at or whether she is a she and not a he and if she is a she than does she get down with other girls or does she get down with dudes and with every day she spends on The View, the more we get a glimpse into her magical panties. [lien] [EN]

What is the best free email account? - Google’s Gmail

What is the best free email account? - Google’s Gmail 19 Aug [lien] [EN]

Nintendo Repairs Out-Of-Warranty Wii In One Day, For Free [Nintendo]

Joseph writes: I have a first generation Nintendo Wii and I recently bought the game Boom Blox for it. When I put the game in to start playing it would often lock up at the health warning screen and I would have to restart my Wii by unplugging it since no other method would work. Here's what happened when he contacted Nintendo for help. I first expected it was a problem with the disc since Gamestop sold it to me as New when the case was opened already (another story for another time) but the disc was in perfect condition. I also noticed my other games were acting weird and my Wii channels would give errors that they couldn't load properly even though they were. This prompted me to go online and see what I could do. I work in tech support and moderate some support forums so I hate when people don't look for answers before asking questions or calling for help so I went to the Nintendo forums to see what I could find. [lien] [EN]